11. The Cardinals are playing the fish, buck-os and
Nats.
10. Kerry Woods is transferred to the 60-Day DL.
9. The Pirates reach the 30 games under .500
mark.
8. Larry Bigbie is hitting off a batting tee.
7. There are now only 29 years left until Dewitt
unveils his demands for Busch Stadium IV.
6. Sidney Ponson has been designated for
assignment, again.
5. "Worse playoff collapses ever" searches on
Google are up 368%. In Houston, they are up
3,546%.
4. St. Louis' struggling offense is the top Post
sports story. But Scott Linehan isn't worried.
3. Pete Rose is getting his World Series bets down
early and often.
2. Ozzie Guillen has insulted everyone up to the
letter N - having worked from sports writer
Mariotti through Cardinal pitcher Mulder in less
than 3 weeks.
1. The Cardinals pick up Jose Vizcaino.
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